tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post1614885506100421882..comments2024-01-01T16:01:35.711+00:00Comments on Dick Puddlecote: Local Paper Goes For National UpliftDick Puddlecotehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01481866882188932892noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-62521501403258455462009-08-26T17:25:30.764+01:002009-08-26T17:25:30.764+01:00I bet I'm the only one to have gone to court f...I bet I'm the only one to have gone to court for bowling..BTSnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-26463582745067225462009-08-26T06:44:21.015+01:002009-08-26T06:44:21.015+01:00When I was only 3 days old, I was being taken to t...When I was only 3 days old, I was being taken to the weighing machine by a well-fit nurse. I remember reaching out, giving her nip a little squeeze, and blurting out my best approximation to a 'phwoar!' sound. Within 20 seconds, the place was surrounded, sirens blaring, and loud-haler roaring out: 'All right! You can't escape! We're coming in ...'<br /><br />Well, the case and the appeal went on for about 5 years, but I eventually got what was coming to me: St Wilfrid's. Let me tell you: you don't give no lip at St Wilfrid's.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-38661488191005714622009-08-25T22:21:43.875+01:002009-08-25T22:21:43.875+01:00Nice one, Wh00ps. I found out early that spinning ...Nice one, Wh00ps. I found out early that spinning a front room light fitting causes it, eventually, to come crashing down on the coffee table.<br /><br />Of course, when Puddlecote Sr came home, it just 'fell' when I was innocently watching TV. I don't think he believed me.Dick Puddlecotehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01481866882188932892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-36696557307039906192009-08-25T21:30:37.683+01:002009-08-25T21:30:37.683+01:00I once sawed through the top of my mum and dad'...I once sawed through the top of my mum and dad's dresser when I was little. My dad had told me that a hacksaw would only cut metal and not wood, and I got up in the middle of the night to prove him wrong. He went mental in the morning.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com