tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post1774944294752823386..comments2024-01-01T16:01:35.711+00:00Comments on Dick Puddlecote: Gratuitous Drink Ad Of The WeekDick Puddlecotehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01481866882188932892noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-27132247745816545852011-06-22T16:52:55.798+01:002011-06-22T16:52:55.798+01:00If it had been Guinness they could have had foam e...If it had been Guinness they could have had foam everywhere.neil craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09157898238945726349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-87546985933512666602011-06-21T13:45:49.569+01:002011-06-21T13:45:49.569+01:00You just have to hope that nobody wants to market ...You just have to hope that nobody wants to market a prune and banana cocktail...J Bonington Jagworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16276478597326413459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-34218797402153695982011-06-21T13:12:06.029+01:002011-06-21T13:12:06.029+01:00I thought those were peaches? I must be out of dat...I thought those were peaches? I must be out of date.J Bonington Jagworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16276478597326413459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-15984303654421886722011-06-21T02:12:00.080+01:002011-06-21T02:12:00.080+01:00@ Anon.
Today, I received a phone call from some ...@ Anon.<br /><br />Today, I received a phone call from some organisation saying that my property is overvalued for Council Tax. So I asked this lady what information they had about my property. She said that she was not a researcher and did not know. So I said that she should find out and ring me again. Needless to say, she did not ring back.<br /><br />The moral of this story is to ask the correct questions. In the case of the tin rattler, the correct question is, "Do men get AIDS by sticking their willies up other men's bums?" And the follow up - "Why do you expect me to give you money to perpetuate this practise? This definitely not my problem. Goodbye"<br /><br />The Smoking Ban has sharpened our minds. The powers-that-be have kicked me. I will kick back, in my way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-10210341694012540232011-06-20T23:36:24.726+01:002011-06-20T23:36:24.726+01:00You know I was in Deal in Kent earlier today and a...You know I was in Deal in Kent earlier today and as I walked along the high street I passed a young man shaking a tin in my face. Somewhat startled I had to stop and read exactly what the particular charity he was collecting for. Well, it turns out it was some international AIDs charity. I wanted to tell him that any money collected should be directed to an advertising campaign aimed towards telling people to keep their collective knobs in their trousers but I didn't.<br />But then something occured to me. What would people's reactions be if I stood in the same place with a tin collecting for those unfortunate smokers who developed the usual liturgy of diseases associated with my favourite vice.<br />Outrage? Sympathy? Ambivalence?<br />Who knows but I'm seriously tempted.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-48930057956863448202011-06-20T22:16:30.765+01:002011-06-20T22:16:30.765+01:00Well, you cannot complain about the beautifully sh...Well, you cannot complain about the beautifully shaped and rounded orange *its, can you. Ooopst! Slip of finger - bits.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-37137365045318975652011-06-20T20:08:23.310+01:002011-06-20T20:08:23.310+01:00Way to go, G! ;)Way to go, G! ;)Dick Puddlecotehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01481866882188932892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-80076569123515456682011-06-20T19:03:20.511+01:002011-06-20T19:03:20.511+01:00All in a day's work, Old Chap.
You approve ...All in a day's work, Old Chap. <br /><br />You approve of Herself and her new acting career then [even if it is only a bit part]?Grandadhttp://headrambles.comnoreply@blogger.com