tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post301696512465306054..comments2024-01-01T16:01:35.711+00:00Comments on Dick Puddlecote: He's Out ... Of His MindDick Puddlecotehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01481866882188932892noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-25835356325030562922010-08-11T11:49:45.337+01:002010-08-11T11:49:45.337+01:00rb - bet the smelling salts had to be used after r...rb - bet the smelling salts had to be used after reading that!<br /><br />I have to go to Banityne's hotel next week (happily I won't be increasing his profits by spending any money). He has ashtrays outside on the fairly numerous tables with canopies - admittedly very nice, but then, our Dunc is a businessman first and foremost.<br /><br />Wonder if he would like to ban smoking at those tables if one of The Treasured is there with parents? After all, it can't be any safer to expose The Treasured outside than in a car with open windows acting like super-chimneys. Hope the dilemma would send him into an apoplectic fit.<br /><br />JayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-39575600830723945842010-08-11T01:11:33.645+01:002010-08-11T01:11:33.645+01:00Of course this all started with that prick Dr Fiel...Of course this all started with that prick Dr Field, Chairman of the Royal Society of GPs, Here is the text of the email I sent to the dimwits via their chief executive.<br /><br />Dear Sir/Madam,<br /> <br /><br />Unfortunately I can’t find a direct email address for your Chairman, Dr Steve Field, so I hope you will pass on this message for me.<br /><br /> <br />I read with the usual face/palm reaction the utter drivel spouted by this cretin in the Observer in which he pontificates about how we are all too fat, too addicted to alcohol and too stupid to stop smoking.<br /><br /> <br />Apparently smoking in a car with children in tow is now child abuse according to this pompous arse. I grew up surrounded by a gran who always, and I mean always, had a fag in her mouth, ash drooping into our mashed potato, and hey, guess what, she died in her late seventies and I grew into a strapping 15 stone rugby player who played the game for nearly 30 years and who, at 45, has not needed to see his doctor, apart from the odd broken nose, for about twenty years. At the same time my tax contributes to the cost of the very often entirely fictitious diatribes now delivered by GPs to the world at large.<br /><br /> <br />Will you people please stop? Your job is to mend sick people. They are the ones who come to see you. Those of us who are not sick do not. Your perspective is skewed. GPs ripped off the last incompetent government to negotiate for themselves a contract that was neither deserved nor appropriate. Just enjoy the money and stop telling me how to live my fucking life.<br /><br /> <br />In short, can you please tell Dr Field to fuck the fuck off?<br /><br /> <br /><br />Many thanks,<br /><br /> <br /><br />Yours, etc.<br /><br /> <br /><br />XXXXXXXXXXrbnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-84644308450223517452010-08-09T17:35:38.080+01:002010-08-09T17:35:38.080+01:00so are banatine boo hiss and nigel molesworth the ...so are banatine boo hiss and nigel molesworth the goriller of 3b cheers cheers related? i think he should explane himself.<br /><br />mind you molesworth was never averse to a few quick cigs behind the bike sheds hem-hem. he sounds more like fotherington-tomas to me. or - god forbid - a MASTER.Sam Duncannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-27897530767885965772010-08-09T10:43:55.158+01:002010-08-09T10:43:55.158+01:00Strange man... seems to regularly miss-spell the e...Strange man... seems to regularly miss-spell the easy words but is clearly well practised with 'paedophile'? <br /><br />Anyway, lay off the fags. They're much less likely to abuse a child than a straight man.... Oh! The other fags? Got ya.<br /><br />Mind you, I'm not sure that burning a rolled up piece of paper containing some dried leaves is really that big an issue. Surely, a stressed out Mom on the school run sans fags and/or being nagged to death from the rear seats by a young Bannatyne hippy is much more likely to pull out in front of a speeding number 12 bus?<br /><br />No kids. Its much better to arrive at school with a cough than in a coffin. Besides, try winding down the window you moron.John Pickworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02166443099429490782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-90616116778576400812010-08-09T08:50:10.411+01:002010-08-09T08:50:10.411+01:00Anon, bollocks indeed. He is making the assumption...Anon, bollocks indeed. He is making the assumption that employees will be interested in the same thing and share his "passion". Various employers have tried this type of nonsense in my time and none have worked. While some people might bite, most of us work to earn the mortgage. We then go home to our real lives.Longriderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15139120804208136012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-59120378589178783372010-08-09T03:41:36.001+01:002010-08-09T03:41:36.001+01:00another puff piece:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fi...another puff piece:<br /><br />http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/jobs/duncan-bannatyne/7929166/Olympics-can-help-unite-staff.html<br /><br />Bollocks.<br /><br />5th August - comments = 0Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-45841053378926438672010-08-09T03:29:11.926+01:002010-08-09T03:29:11.926+01:00Another non-story puff piece:
http://www.scotsman...Another non-story puff piece:<br /><br />http://www.scotsman.com/news/Dragon-Duncan-Bannatyne-blows-fire.6450691.jp<br /><br />Bannatyne said: "As well as dealing with guests who cancel at the last minute, leaving no opportunity to resell a room, we also have the problem of those guests who take everything they can from bedrooms, including the bathrobes."<br /><br />Oh! boo hoo!<br /><br />I'd leave the prick a few full saucers of fag ends.<br /><br />Buy some spare towels you whinging cunt, like any other hotelier, how the fuck he made it 61 with all that rage inside is a fucking miracle in itselfAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-36051693135750825922010-08-08T22:29:13.185+01:002010-08-08T22:29:13.185+01:00Since the Mail comments have been closed I'll ...Since the Mail comments have been closed I'll say here on health warnings that, at nearly 75, and as the survivor of a major operation for prostate cancer, it alarms me greatly the the picture on my current pack of pipe tobacco is picture of a drooping cigarette, with a warning that smoking may cause impotence. Well I suppose they did use the word 'may'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-85534830770876639572010-08-08T22:19:18.598+01:002010-08-08T22:19:18.598+01:00Ahh, bless his little cotton socks. What did occur...Ahh, bless his little cotton socks. What did occur to me the other evening when I caught a few minutes of his TV show where he rescues the sort of British seaside resort that could only be improved by an H-Bomb being dropped (Felixstowe, if I remember correctly), is that when the wind blows his hair, he re-arranges it in exactly the same was as Gordon Brown in <i>that</i> photo.<br /><br />I then realised his hair is the same colour and the same style as our former Dear Leader.<br /><br />I've never seen Brown and Bannatyne together.<br /><br />Conincedence?Snowolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11945365872261323520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-71040879582937765172010-08-08T20:29:55.864+01:002010-08-08T20:29:55.864+01:00Gosh, I reckon Daffy Dunky Ban-it-all is fishing f...Gosh, I reckon Daffy Dunky Ban-it-all is fishing for H.M. Gov's contracts for enforcing us to his Eugenics err "camps", where we can be "re-programmed" on one of his most excellent sunbeds, not that those "MAY" cause melanomas eh Dunc?<br /><br />You know as in skin cancer?<br /><br />Christ imagine sparking up whilst on a tanning bed, Dunc would have one of his white coated goons round to give your cranium a 12 pound hammer treatment.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-41909653937985946152010-08-08T20:17:44.408+01:002010-08-08T20:17:44.408+01:00Seen the level of his followers? This one is ranti...Seen the level of his followers? This one is ranting about the chiiildren but is quite happy to <a href="http://twitter.com/Dick_Puddlecote/status/20648003439" rel="nofollow">ridicule</a> disabled <a href="http://twitter.com/Dick_Puddlecote/status/20648581780" rel="nofollow">kids</a>.<br /><br />Rabid anti-smokers are severely fucked up individuals.Dick Puddlecotehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01481866882188932892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-11200047522795635302010-08-08T20:17:32.208+01:002010-08-08T20:17:32.208+01:00A women I work with, in her last job was commandee...A women I work with, in her last job was commandeered to attend one Dunc's "motivational" sermons.<br /><br />She said he was brilliant.<br /><br />I said he was a nicotine Nazi bastard.<br /><br />Well, a small difference of opinion there I thought.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-44733883581335601942010-08-08T20:03:12.192+01:002010-08-08T20:03:12.192+01:00You do have a way with words DP........
Since whe...You do have a way with words DP........<br /><br />Since when was this self-opinionated f'wit appointed spokesman for the nation's health and standards of behaviour? <br /><br />We get rid of one idiot and another appears. What is it with people called Liam and Duncan?Witterings from Witneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11349563961787006775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-17930436217357976602010-08-08T19:58:29.776+01:002010-08-08T19:58:29.776+01:00He told me i blow smoke into the faces of babies, ...He told me i blow smoke into the faces of babies, simply because my book argues the facts of smoking.<br /><br />He loves fabricating things and throwing insults around, thinking his money grants him immunityAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10014403700729444743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-23005561321742726512010-08-08T19:51:19.351+01:002010-08-08T19:51:19.351+01:00Duncan should lay off the booze. Doesn't he kn...Duncan should lay off the booze. Doesn't he know that alcohol is more dangerous than tobacco and the effects of second hand drinking is far more dangerous than second hand smoke.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-59446990935817309162010-08-08T19:31:19.358+01:002010-08-08T19:31:19.358+01:00If he means James Caan the actor, I can't thin...If he means James Caan the actor, I can't think what he could have done. But he seems to be under the impression that he wants to ban a book, though has refused to explain himself to any non-groupies who have asked...JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-38722141655038427902010-08-08T19:28:32.553+01:002010-08-08T19:28:32.553+01:00I see Obnoxio the Clown has Duncan Bannatyne's...I see Obnoxio the Clown has Duncan Bannatyne's number. <br /><br />"Obnoxio TheClown RT @DuncanBannatyne: Smoking in a car carrying children is child abuse. Fact. <-- f*ck off, you twatting c*nt."DaveAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07249090980650806030noreply@blogger.com