tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post4677514359835413793..comments2024-01-01T16:01:35.711+00:00Comments on Dick Puddlecote: A Letter To Santa RevisitedDick Puddlecotehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01481866882188932892noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-64175219261174004932009-12-27T13:55:24.623+00:002009-12-27T13:55:24.623+00:00Thanks for your Xmas messages. Late replying as I&...Thanks for your Xmas messages. Late replying as I've been laid up for the duration.<br /><br />And thanks for the Santa reply, cfjc, made me chuckle. :-)Dick Puddlecotehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01481866882188932892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-48291779322272313442009-12-25T03:54:56.116+00:002009-12-25T03:54:56.116+00:00Merry Christmas Dick.
That 2008 post looks like ...Merry Christmas Dick.<br /><br />That 2008 post looks like it might have been the inspiration for that BMA twat with his supposed hoax "Santa is a bad role model" press release this year.bannedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02406037760273820029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-55557880347206025192009-12-25T01:54:55.787+00:002009-12-25T01:54:55.787+00:00Meery Christmas, Dick! And thanks for the blog - ...Meery Christmas, Dick! And thanks for the blog - it's usually the first one I read on my daily trawl.<br /><br />Here's to a happy (and mostly Gorgon-free!) 2010!!!Mr Ahttp://mr--a.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-966358064064930082009-12-24T19:50:49.293+00:002009-12-24T19:50:49.293+00:00You forgot to tell Santa to leave the traditional ...You forgot to tell Santa to leave the traditional pipe he's enjoyed for the last many generations out of doors - smoking ban you know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-80934096409738019672009-12-24T18:40:16.159+00:002009-12-24T18:40:16.159+00:00“Ho, ho, ho Master Dick and festive greetings to y...“Ho, ho, ho Master Dick and festive greetings to you, Mrs Puddlecote, and the little Puddlecotes.<br /><br />Thank you for your letter…my, my what a torrid time you’re having in poor old Blighty – eh? Still we mustn’t complain too much Master Dick, after all imagine what life would be like in say…err…wait a moment please, err…hmm…yes, I see your point, I can’t seem to think of any country more restrictive than poor old Blighty. <br /><br />Rules, regulations…more rules and even more regulations…or should that be the other way round, well who cares, except of course poor Rudolph – why? <br />Well, you see, when I put your governments book of all the rules and regulations that this government has introduced over the last several years in Rudolph’s sleigh…well, he just couldn’t pull the sleigh, ho ho ho…so, we’ve had to leave it behind…in fact I’ve popped it behind a very large glum looking snowman that we made earlier to-day, and do you know, the snowman looks a lot like Gordon Brown – tee, hee hee.<br /><br />It’s a pity you can’t see me at the moment Master Dick, whilst with quill in hand I’m writing this letter…there’s a lovely warm glow from the fire, and children are roasting chestnuts around it singing their favourite carols…ahh, here comes another glass of sherry and a mince pie. Afterwards I shall enjoy a nice big cigar…and I won’t even have to go outside like all those of you in England when they go to the pub – those pubs that are still left at least…it used to be such a pleasant land you know…but that was a very long time ago Master Dick…yes, a very long time ago.<br /><br />Sadly, here’s some bad news for you I’m afraid… you see, because of this big book your government has produced…I will not be bringing Christmas cheer this year to your beloved land…well, there are simply too many poor souls asking for the same thing that you’re asking for, and of course that will never happen – still, cheer up at least you’ve had some snow this year.”<br /><br />“Now before I forget Master Dick, please do have a very merry…hmm, well you know…I think.”<br /><br />“All together now boys and girls…silent night…holy night…”<br /><br />SantaJJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05239651363530826401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-14321549173006730762009-12-24T17:17:16.521+00:002009-12-24T17:17:16.521+00:00Merry Christmas Dick and Fanny. Hope it's a gu...Merry Christmas Dick and Fanny. Hope it's a gud un and Santa brings you the pressies you want xxxPat Nurse MAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01591807335364002658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-45246928998213046252009-12-24T17:14:15.511+00:002009-12-24T17:14:15.511+00:00Great letter to Santa, DP, have a very Merry Chris...Great letter to Santa, DP, have a very Merry Christmas. :-)Barking Spiderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00968827142725464915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-66958409050850698922009-12-24T15:05:25.630+00:002009-12-24T15:05:25.630+00:00Have a good Winterfest..er..Christmas and New Year...Have a good Winterfest..er..Christmas and New Year (sorry, been reading too many Scottish posters lately) DP and Mrs. (forgotten her name now) and all the (not so little) DPs. Don't forget to step up to the Oche with sharpened arrows in the New Year. (I knew I shouldn't have opened those bottles with my lunch.)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10072165710888952465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-9420480777394272282009-12-24T14:27:45.964+00:002009-12-24T14:27:45.964+00:00Have a great time, Dick, but don't get too car...Have a great time, Dick, but don't get too carried away, it might blunt your style.<br /><br />Merry Christmas.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-16529525697234147782009-12-24T12:38:58.589+00:002009-12-24T12:38:58.589+00:00All the best DPAll the best DPDick the Pricknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-87962535295109374642009-12-24T12:25:31.616+00:002009-12-24T12:25:31.616+00:00Merry Christmas and Happy New Year DP to you and y...Merry Christmas and Happy New Year DP to you and your family.Witterings from Witneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11349563961787006775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-53455274043384663312009-12-24T10:49:20.021+00:002009-12-24T10:49:20.021+00:00Brilliant!
Merry Christmas, DP, and to all fellow...Brilliant!<br /><br />Merry Christmas, DP, and to all fellow Righteous-bashers (Oh God, will I be accused of inciting violence?)<br /><br />JayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com