tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post7858302325689123925..comments2024-01-01T16:01:35.711+00:00Comments on Dick Puddlecote: One Of My Five A DayDick Puddlecotehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01481866882188932892noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-71690785575174826032010-01-08T12:00:43.145+00:002010-01-08T12:00:43.145+00:00Dick popped a pennerth in
"Is it the condoms...Dick popped a pennerth in<br /><br />"Is it the condoms you don't like? ;-)"<br />Do Protestants still use Condoms,<br />I thought the dramatic decrease in<br />the Protestant sperm count would <br />have added insult to injury.<br /><br />Faith of Our FathersAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-20875656705418608722010-01-08T10:31:35.868+00:002010-01-08T10:31:35.868+00:00Number 5? Gin is made from Juniper Berries. That&#...Number 5? Gin is made from Juniper Berries. That's a fruit (I think).Uncle Marvonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-57620694167654862592010-01-07T23:24:33.778+00:002010-01-07T23:24:33.778+00:00Chips..?Chips..?Pogohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10812765444160924585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-23398619726796095412010-01-07T21:24:45.341+00:002010-01-07T21:24:45.341+00:00I never quite reach five-a-day.
Apples-check!
Grap...I never quite reach five-a-day.<br />Apples-check!<br />Grapes-check!<br />Tobacco(well its vegetable, innit?)-check!<br />Cannabis(same as above)-check!<br /><br />Any suggestions for No. 5 ???<br /><br /><br />BHJAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-87679878494419574432010-01-07T20:56:46.180+00:002010-01-07T20:56:46.180+00:00I also was forced into the cold today. A dire emer...I also was forced into the cold today. A dire emergency - out of whisky! (Yes, again.) <br /><br />Plus a bag of chocolate raisins. That counts as all five because raisins are concentrated grapes. And chocolate is made of plant material too. All healthy stuff.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-78246361263166162382010-01-07T20:25:47.509+00:002010-01-07T20:25:47.509+00:00That'll do it, BTS. They all count.
Good for ...That'll do it, BTS. They all count.<br /><br />Good for you, Anon. Why Protestant in particular? Is it the condoms you don't like? ;-)<br /><br />Saint: Reckon you're correct there.Dick Puddlecotehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01481866882188932892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-31117111101740518952010-01-07T19:45:46.658+00:002010-01-07T19:45:46.658+00:00Remarkably similar to my day except I was listenin...Remarkably similar to my day except I was listening to TMS and heard Aggers comment that he'd never seen so many helmets before. Apparently those rumours about his house parties aren't true after all.<br /><br />And then I had to brave the elements to fetch some bran flakes and.. err.. some camomile tea.<br /><br />It's got honey and vanilla in it..BTShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06329822079511033338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-50934062326288573872010-01-07T18:48:27.426+00:002010-01-07T18:48:27.426+00:00Oh Richard,Your last comment was
so scintilating, ...Oh Richard,Your last comment was<br />so scintilating, I am contemplating giving up drinking and smoking and converting to the<br />Protestant faith.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141759542968821728.post-6653149214273828622010-01-07T18:34:41.379+00:002010-01-07T18:34:41.379+00:00Cider counts as 1 of the 5 a Day too, Except Magne...Cider counts as 1 of the 5 a Day too, Except Magners, thats just shitNorthampton Saintnoreply@blogger.com