Friday, 30 January 2009

Hush Your Mouth


MSN are reporting that a bar owner in Scotland has banned swearing.

A landlord has banned customers from swearing in his bar after one customer used the F-word 16 times in a minute.

Hotelier Ian Milne said he had taken the step at the Royal Hotel in Keith, Banffshire, to protect his customers.

Mr Milne, 56, has placed a sign outside the hotel stating: "Royal Hotel has a no-swearing policy. If you have to swear do not come in."


Quite fucking right, too. About time some fucker did something about this menace.




6 comments:

Sue said...

He's going to have a nice full pub in a couple of weeks then. What with no smoking and no swearing!

Womble On Tour said...

Some councils have started doing this too - swearing in Preston is banned.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Signs-Ban-Swearing-On-Streets-In-Preston-As-Council-Bosses-Blitz-Anti-Social-Behaviour-At-Christmas/Article/200812215176316

Dick the Prick said...

Yeah, he's pussy whipped.

Womble - for fucks sake - Preston?? That's like asking folks in Dewsbury not to drug their kids!

Bearwitch said...

FFS! I despair

No wonder I drink, smoke and swear.....

....the fucking self righteous are driving me to it!

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Well it's his pub and his right, wasn't that one of the arguments from those who opposed the fucking smoking ban ?

Dick Puddlecote said...

IEBOC: Indeed it is absolutely his right, I simply found it amusing. I just hope Government don't hear about it and quote it as proof that the public want legislation on 'aural assault'.