And then we have the fools and madmen in the Labour Party.
Does Gordon Brown, for instance, think that in the clubs of South Yorkshire, where I grew up, people want a smoking ban?
Does he believe that White Van Man sits down to watch Top Gear and thinks: "You know, this would be a whole lot better if Richard Hammond had a vagina"?
Does he think, even for a small moment, that the people who put a cross in his box give even a small toss about "the environment"?
Or that the foundry worker wants to finish his shift and "drink responsibly"?
Yeah, I was going to say that too Jeremy, give us a chance eh?