Spot the exploited worker
It was all about bar workers, you see?
We've seen them all clambering to the special 'outside lounge' to spark up but now it appears the Celebrity Big Brother housemates are being left out in the cold.Smokers making their own decisions and harming no-one but themselves? That just won't do.
The smokers of the House have been told they must now only puff on cigarettes in the actual CBB garden which has no covered roof or comfy seats.
And if they fail to do so show chiefs could be prosecuted and face a fine of up to £2,500.
But smoking has now been made more difficult for the smokers of the house as they can now only puff away in the cold uncovered part of the garden.
Environmental health officers from Hertsmere Borough Council have now ordered heads at the makers of the show, Endemol, to comply with their new ruling.
And as a result Endemol chiefs have ordered the remaining stars to stop lighting up in the covered garden, which has three walls and a roof.
The fact that no bar workers forced into medieval fug-filled conditions against their will - or any other staff for that matter - can possibly be harmed is irrelevant.
Thank you, Hertsmere Council, for showing the smoking ban up for the utter crock of disingenuous shit that it has always been.
H/T Mrs P's Chief Bridesmaid