Thursday, 25 March 2010

This Could Be Awkward

From Saturday, thousands of visitors will join the monkeys in the “bio-dome” where humans and primates interact freely, with no bars or glass in the way — a model for the rest of the zoo’s exhibits.
All very touchy-feely but ... taking into account the quite stunning ignorance prevalent in the UK, it begs the question how will they distinguish between who should stay, and who should be released, at the end of the day.

Yes, I know it's cheap, but I couldn't resist.


Leg-iron said...

Simple. the ones wearing shellsuits and Burberry are the ones to keep inside.

The hairy ones cost less to keep on the outside.

Dark Lochnagar said...

I suppose the ones knocking off a quick three finger one or baring a big blue arsehole will be the monkeys. Aye, right!

JuliaM said...

" bars or glass in the way — a model for the rest of the zoo’s exhibits."

Really? Even the ones with the tigers?

Angry Exile said...

Oh bollocks. Bloody Julia's bloody got there bloody first again. Ambush predator solidarity in this case, I suspect. :-)

JuliaM said...

Well, I do have the home team advantage when it comes to timezones.. ;)