Oliver, Oliver, Never Before Has A Chef Been A Bore

Oh the joy.

It's not going well for righteous hypocrite Jamie Oliver over in Yankland. Even fellow lefty luvvie Brits think he's a bit of a cock.

Jamie Oliver’s bid to slim down America has suffered another blow as Ricky Gervais declared he stood “no chance”.

“It failed in England. He tried to get them to stop and no, they like fat,” the comedian said.

“If you go to a fat person, it’s not a surprise, they know what’s making them fat – it’s all the pies. They know that. If you go: ‘Ooh those pies are fattening’, they’re not going to go: ‘Really? I thought it was the jogging that made you fat?’

“It’s their choice. Fat people don’t get fat behind their own back. No one’s sneaking into their apartment when they’re out and injecting their lettuce with a million calories. They know why they’re fat and they like it.”

Meanwhile, a survey of kids in a school where the mockney twat had been filming suggests that they, like those in the UK, are rejecting his recipes.

A survey conducted at the West Virginia school featured in “Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution” won’t surprise anyone who’s seen the first two episodes: Kids liked their standard institutional food better than Oliver’s made-from-scratch menu items.

And when denied the food they were used to, many stopped buying the school lunch.

The survey at Central City Elementary in Huntington also found the children drank less milk after Oliver removed the sugary chocolate and strawberry bottles.

Hey, Jamie. Never mind fella, just like J R Hartley found, there's still a few more countries to try.

I hear there are a few porky kids in Outer Mongolia. Why not fuck off over there and interfere ... for about a decade?