As a result [of freezing fuel duty], Mr Osborne said the average family would save £144 a year on filling up their car.This is the world of the gut-wrenchingly absurd politician. By not punishing us further, he is actually saving us money. D'you see?
How very fucking generous.
Thanks to This is Money for showing us how very much politicians have 'saved' us in the past decade.
They've been stealing your earnings for years - funding hare-brained schemes and disgustingly illiberal shite - but have now decided to keep their thieving fingers to themselves for a few months ...
... and we're meant to be grateful?
If they don't disgust you, why not? Serious question.