"Undoubtedly, the case for OfSmoke has already gone up in smoke"
Andy Burnham, the Brazilian cock-fish
"Of course, today, simply "taking offence" isn't enough"
Officials and charities using children as a 'moral shield'
In America, unenforced gross images get you four years
Glow in the dark highways and motion sensor street lights - genius from Holland
Chicago forgets the 1930s, aims to prohibit energy drinks
Cheers! Proper scientists work on making beer stronger
Dead parrot sketch, the sequel - secondhand teflon fumes in the dock
And for something different, a highly recommended 28 minute Radio 4 documentary entitled "Where did all the comrades go?". Listen out especially for the ex-communist who describes how 1979 saw a new generation of working class people who despised interference by the state (at around 13:20). What happened since then is a mystery.