Thursday, 26 February 2009

Labour's Temperance Policy: It's More Ingrained Than We Thought


Via Tory Bear, it appears to be career suicide to admit to enjoying alcohol in Brown's Labour. Dolly Draper was incandescent at the suggestion.

firstly, you wanna make sure richard desmond's lawyers don't see this rip-off and secondly on my "drinking" you are making a complete fool of yourself. I have never drunk to excess and indeed havn't even been mildly drunk for over twenty years.


Dolly, you should chill out and get comprehensively shit-faced every now and then. It sure blows off the cobwebs. Perhaps the lack of a serious session with Dr Al K Hall is the reason why you're an insufferable, agitated, anal prick with the personality of a spoon, and possessing as calm a nature as an angry hormonal American pubescent in possession of a machine gun.

Drink might make you type words correctly too.

I should be a psychiatrist, me.