A little bit of worldly advice for a couple of female drivers I encountered today.
If you see something like this ...
... and I see something like this ...
... but I am close to the narrow bit and you are very very far away, the correct approach is not to violently accelerate towards the narrowing of the road in order to sound your horn/flash your lights and wave your arms/give the wanker sign in unjustified outrage. You wouldn't have got there in time to cause an accident if you were Lewis Hamilton.
I have been driving for 25 years, 15 of those professionally, and am polite enough to smile genially whilst waving sweetly at you (gets 'em every time). One day, though, you will inflict your ill-judged aggression on the wrong guy, who will stop, thereby blocking you off, and proceed to gouge your eyeballs out with a rusty chisel.
Stay safe. Don't act like a psychopathic fucktard and deliberately seek confrontation where none is necessary.
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