Made of glass and with a Howard Hughes complex, so he is (as well as being indecipherable at times).
Handshakes are getting less popular. Good riddance.
They are unnecessary unhygienic germ-spading intrusions. Some oafs use them to prove e strength of their personalities with bone-crushers. They should be summoned for assault. Their behaviour should demonstrate their strength of character.
Among the millions of atrocities are many with painful hands, Eye-watering hand squeezes can be excruciatingly painful. Grimacing in pain does not deter them. Even yelps of pain or the sarcasm has no effect. 'Don't worry , my fingers will be back to normal in six time,' I've tried on some insensitive dolts. the point is never understood.
Who will be first person to be charged with assault by handshake?
If it's an attempt at humour, Paul, it's not funny. You fuckers have a tendency to turn the ludicrous into stark, legislative reality.
If you did mean it, however, you're quite the intolerant, weak-willed, effete cunt.
ADDENDUM: Lest we forget, he is a rampant smoking ban advocate and considers taxpayers to be a cash machine.
