The government of which he was part have reduced our country from one where freedom was a cherished commodity, into a vindictive place of suspicion and fear as the state has crept into every facet of everyday life. From businesses, through pubs and right down to church fêtes and kids' soccer teams, all are now subject to overweening regulation and the attentions of self-aggrandising prodnoses thanks to Chaytor and his dictatorial chums.
He won't receive much sympathy. Nor should he - he has shown none whatsoever himself while passing law after law which stripped us all of our liberties and drastically derogated our way of life.
That's why the public will wear a satisfied grin this evening at the thought of even just one of these hideous bastards settling down for the night amongst the bottom-feeders of society. Where he belongs.
Still, credit where it's due. An oleaginous, self-centred, anti-smoking, supercilious, thieving fuckweasel he may be (did I already say that?), but he's an oleaginous, self-centred, anti-smoking, supercilious, thieving fuckweasel who planned ahead a long time ago.
Written answers and statements, 6 February 2006Well, he probably knew it was on the cards by then. So why not use his position to make everything just as he likes it in his new home, eh?
David Chaytor (Bury North, Labour)
To ask the Secretary of State for the Home Department what measures he has taken to ensure that non-smoking prison inmates are not required to share cells with prisoners who smoke.
Fiona Mactaggart (Parliamentary Under-Secretary, Home Office; Slough, Labour)
Each prison develops its own no smoking" policy in line with current health and safety advice, taking into account the type of establishment it is, its population and the special needs of that population. Wherever possible prisoners should not be required to share accommodation with a smoker if they so request.
I'm sure he'll feel relieved that he now won't be exposed to a few wisps of smoke as Mick 'The Bull' Jenkins smashes the cunt's face repeatedly into his metal bedstead after lights out.