A huge billboard off the Eisenhower Expressway is warning Chicagoans that eating hot dogs can damage their health.Yes, it's the PETA sympathisers - for whom meat doesn't feature in the main food groups anymore - pretending to dish out altruistic and dispassionate advice. They are known for irresponsible scaremongery like this.
"Hod Dogs Cause Butt Cancer," the billboard reads in big bold red letters. It also features an obese cartoon character of a man holding a hot dog in one hand, wearing a hospital gown and peering back at his rear which is peaking out from the gown.
The ad greets drivers on the Eisenhower Expressway as they drive west, between the Kostner and Cicero exits. It is sponsored by the nonprofit Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine.
But, hey! What if they're right?
Good Lord! When talking out of one's arse is a professional requirement, those two really should get checked out pronto.H/T US jewel thief, David G
4 comments:
I eat shedloads of hotdogs and had to have my colon and rectum removed for Crohn's Disease. Theory confirmed.
What do you shit out of, your earhole?
I suppose the lesson is if you're going to use your hot dog sausage for anal stimulation don't douse it in extra hot mustard.
Nope, one of these
http://www.coloplast.com/ostomycare/topics/beforeoperation/usingthebag/
Main point is "shedloads".
Thank you for sharing that RA. Crohn's Disease is a very nasty bastard and you have my understanding. And respect.
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