Hahahahaha. Chuckle, guffaw, chortle.
What is this?
Motorist Gary Sanders was enjoying a good giggle as he chatted over a hands-free phone to a friend on the way to work. But his amusement turned to astonishment when a policeman pulled him over for...excessive laughing. The company director was obeying the speed limit and not driving dangerously. However, the officer who ordered him to stop at the exit to the Mersey tunnel told him without a hint of a smile: 'Laughing while driving a car can be an offence.'
Isn't it more offensive that a Merseyside policeman is so fucking stupid that he believes an offence has been committed here? I thought they were taught the law whilst training.
Hahahahahahahahaha. Oh, sorry Officer, assume the position? OK. Ow, those cuffs are too tight. What's with the hood?