Doesn't this snapshot of British society just make you want to weep?
A sandwich bar worker was sacked after footage of him stuffing lettuce leaves up his nose - before he put them back in their serving tray - was posted on YouTube.
Nothing like taking a job seriously, is there?
Bloody stupid, undoubtedly, and well worth instant dismissal (Subway aren't in the Public Sector, so it's allowed), but I'm going to take a deep breath, count to ten, and not comment on the fact that this was considered a prisonable offence.
An obviously classy ... ahem ... lady, saw this video and was angry about it. So she immediately
The irate woman went to a branch of Subway in Brownhills, West Midlands, and hurled a chair at him ...