OK, she's not a patch on the drool-inducing Natasha, but I'd welcome this teacher to my kids' school too.
Mrs Langley-Bliss has shocked parents by sending an astonishing 61 pupils home in a single day for minor breaches of rules.
It is understood that hundreds more pupils received detentions or were sent to punishment classrooms for failing to bring the correct equipment.
At the end of the previous term, a special assembly had been held for the 11 to 18-year-olds, to inform them of the high standards expected of them in future.
Over the Easter holiday a letter was also sent to parents specifying the approved uniform, and listing all the 'basic equipment' children must carry at all times.
Pupils were warned that not having items such as pencils would result in detention or exclusion.
On Monday, a huge proportion of them had clearly not done well enough.
The squealing of fuckwit parents is a joy to behold.
Mrs Cautick added: 'It just seems ridiculous. If it was an adult it would be classed as an infringement of their human rights.'
Firstly, they are not adults, so stop with the straw man. Secondly, you are, so if you had read and acted on the perfectly reasonable communications from the school, your kids wouldn't have been sent home. Stop bleating and get on with it, you daft tart.
Quite rightly, Mrs Langley-Bliss isn't abashed by her stance, despite the mud-flinging by disgruntled kids about her facebook page, which, of course, is entirely personal, conducted out of school time, and, just like Natasha's case, nothing to do with anyone but herself.
She confirmed that 46 pupils were excluded for one day for disruptive behaviour or refusing to follow-instructions and that 15 were asked to go home to get the required equipment or uniform.'
What's not to like?
Even the council come out of this smelling of roses.
A spokesman for Kent County Council, which supported Mrs Langley-Bliss's purge, insisted parents had exaggerated the extent of the crackdown, adding: 'Pupils are at the school to learn - it's not a holiday camp.'
Back of the net! This story has made my weekend.