I'll bet Gary Lineker wouldn't go this far.
A prostitute in Oklahoma was so desperate for business that she was caught having sex with a man in exchange for a box of crisps.
She told officers that the man asked for her sex but did not have any cash so they struck a deal by which he gave her the crisps.
Seems fair payment for a feel of her grab bags and a bit of prawn cocktail.
Crikey! I appear to have turned into Sid James.
