Thursday 28 January 2010

Pump 'Em Up Or Put 'Em Away, Sheila


If you visit the Angry Exile's place, you will see a pop-up protesting the forthcoming censorship of the internet in Australia. Additionally, I've mentioned previously the predilection of upside-down legislators to ban, well, just about everything, but they are truly excelling at righteous overthink now ...

... by banning itty bitty titties**. For the sake of the chiiildren, natch.

The Board has also started to ban depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. This is in response to a campaign led by Kids Free 2 B Kids and promoted by Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett in Senate Estimates late last year. Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint’s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned. These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications. “We are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup size”, she said. “It may be an unintended consequence of the Senator’s actions but they are largely responsible for the sharp increase in breast size in Australian adult magazines of late”.

Has some brain-eating virus been unleashed on an unsuspecting world in the past half decade? It is increasingly becoming a plausible theory.

** Yes, Australia really does have a political 'Sex Party'




5 comments:

JuliaM said...

I wouldn't have thought you were onto a winner battling against the crazy legislation that has fortuitously lead to an increase in breast size in these things...

Gotta know when to pick your battles! ;)

Barking Spider said...

Just Kevin Rudd and his moronic Lefty bansturbators, DP - a Labour government is all you need for lunacy and loss of civil liberties to ensue!

Dick Puddlecote said...

Julia: Yes, it's a toughie, but I am determined to remain consistent. ;-)

BTS said...

I should just like to express how profoundly relieved I am to be reading this particular article at home as the link provided to The Sex Party currently appears as the third tab at the top of my screen entitled 'Depictions of Female Orgasm..'

That might have made for rather a long explanation at work..

Man with Many Chins said...

Well, no films with my missus in will be featured in oz then....

Not every woman has great big tits so wtf?

As to the squirting - lmfao