All the major parties were represented by the kids. You know, the really important ones. Labour, Conservative, Lib Dem ... and the Greens.
The Greens? Why the bloody Greens? They've never stood here before and will almost certainly be overshadowed in the real election by UKIP and the BNP.
Simple. It's because the kids chose the parties, and every class has a school-appointed and coached 'eco-friendly representative'. Additionally, in a lesson last week, Little Miss Puddlecote was given the benefit of her teacher's political wisdom as he went through the policies of all the main parties. They being Labour, Conservative, Lib Dems ... and, yep you guessed it, the Greens.
Oh yeah, I nearly forgot, you must be wondering who won this mock election. Err, let's put it this way, if class 5C are a guide, Caroline Lucas will be PM on Friday.
And the cost to you, the taxpayer, of stuffing the Green agenda down the throats of primary school kids? £3,780 per child, per year.
