Every Tom, Dick & Hamish Must Change

It looks like the righteous are getting impatient with picking on one minority after another. They're going after the lot in one fell swoop instead.

Unhealthy living is almost universal in Scotland, with virtually everyone in the country putting themselves at risk, according to a study.

They identified five factors which contributed most to disease in richer countries - smoking, drinking, poor diet, physical inactivity and obesity.

The report found that 97% of Scots had at least one of the risk factors.

That's right. Their disgust for you is total. Every man jock jack of you. Scotland is the 'sick man of Europe' and all sweaties are the disease.

Well, almost all. Scottish righteous are, of course, perfect, and live life in an exemplary manner. You may well be very happy with the way you live, but you have to change to be like them.

You didn't think you had a right to choose, did you?