Fortunately, unrepentant hedonist Cookie has leapt into action with a petition.
The petition states :And in case anyone is not convinced, he further explains how such a measure will make for a "happier and shinier world".
The price of dirt cheap cheap supermarket lager is rising whatever anyone says. We believe government intervention and a Maximum price of 50p per unit will ensure a free English persons right to get as pissed as he/she likes for the princely cost of buttons!
He's even designed a natty blog badge for his inspired campaign.
In such worrying times, Britain needs men of drive and vision. We salute you, Cookie.
Nick Cleggeron ... make it the maximum and banish the scourge of alcohol at 'deposit account' prices, for good.