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Just to show that gullibility is no bar to holding high public office these days, check out these recommendations from U.S. Army Public Health Command on how to avoid the entirely fictional dangers of thirdhand smoke.

There are ways to minimize the impact of third-hand smoke in residences and automobiles:

• Detoxify your home and vehicle. Tobacco smoke will infiltrate every crevice. Open windows and doors and let in fresh air when the weather permits.

• Do a thorough cleaning. Start by washing all clothing, bedcovers, drapes and furnishings. This includes windows, doors, walls, ceilings, kitchen cabinets, wall hangings, light fixtures, blinds and shades.

• Steam-clean carpet and upholstered furniture and car seats. Make sure to use a cleaning agent and not just a deodorizer that only masks the smell.

• Remove smoke-infused wallpaper.

• Replace all heating and air conditioning filters regularly.

• Use several coats of non-toxic sealant and paint to prevent odors and nicotine stains from leaching through the paint.

For once I'm speechless, so here is a completely unrelated video instead.