Having been prepared to rebut Herr Bartlett's daft claims, his non-appearance (or very late show) meant that the approach was rather different to what I was expecting.
If you missed it, you can listen to the whole show at TalkSport's website, but thanks to Man Widdicombe for capturing some of the coverage for posterity. My contribution begins at around the 12 minute mark below.
And Herr Bartlett's quite amusing rant is here.
Now, be honest. While listening, you pictured Bartlett wearing a big red nose and very long shoes, didn't you?