Some baddie edited Lardy Liam's Wikipedia entry just a couple of hours after I mentioned it on Sunday.
Current revision as of 21:59, 15 March 2009 (edit) (undo)86.14.131.103 (talk) (→Career: removed irrelevant comment about Liam Donaldson's weight.)
Spoilsport.
The screenshot is still here though if you missed it.
As is this artist's impression of the saggy-arsed miserablist.
4 comments:
But given the patronising lectures he delivers to the rest of us about how we should live our lives, his weight is highly relevant.
Give credit where it's due. He is after all, making a great effort towards tackling obesity - he's eaten all the pies and is currently eyeing up the cakes and pastries..
Totally agree with Curmudgeon, we are being denied a very important piece of information, given the nature of what he is trying to achieve. As usual, why let the truth get in the way of a good story? At least they can't hide the truth on this one totally as he will be waddling around where people can see him.
BTS - notice you didn't mention chocolate there....not that I am still obsessed with this choc tax proposal or anything....no, not at all...
Liam Donaldson, Chief Medical Officer, is today expected to launch a new Community Based Shame Drive against the wave of obesity engulfing the nation.
All motorists and their passengers ( there will be NO exceptions ) will henceforth be obliged to shout out
" You Fat Bastard "
whenever an obese person is seen in public. The definition of "obese" is anyone who is obese or deemed to be so by any citizen.
Failure to actively engage in this new Community Shame Drive will result in an on the spot fine of £80.00.
Officials say that this will shame the lardarse community away from the pasty shops while other observers cynically claim it is just a ruse to keep fatties indoors and thus enable the government to declare that their numbers have gone down " in surveys".
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