Actually, it's worse than the title suggests. The Wail explains.
She's known for pushing the boundaries on what people expect of a popstar, but this time Lady Gaga may have gone to far [sic].
For performing in Canada, the 23-year-old shocked attendees by lighting up a cigarette and inhaling deeply - despite the fact smoking indoors is illegal in British Columbia.
Shocked, they were. Shocked, no less. The Sex Pistols swearing and gobbing were mild in comparison to Lady GaGa unleashing chemical warfare on her audience. Safety consultants around the world are now advising the issue of a bio-hazard suit with every sale of a Lady GaGa concert ticket.
In other news, Lily Allen has also been implicated in this new female-led assault on the health of concert-goers everywhere.
Lily Allen sparks smoking ban row at Liverpool Echo Arena gig
STARLET Lily Allen angered fans after appearing to light up on stage during a city gig.
One fan said she ruined his night because other revellers then started to follow suit.
An investigation is now underway by environmental protection officers after photos surfaced apparently showing the misdemeanour.
One of those present was incandescent with rage at the orchestrated attack, employing a substance which, as everybody knows, was reclassified as mustard gas in July 2007.
Dad-of-two David Hall, 52, who attended the gig said once Lily started smoking others around him joined in.
Mr Hall, a carer from Irby, Wirral, told the ECHO: “Lily sucked a puff of a fag and I thought maybe she’s feeling a bit tense but that was the trigger for people’s cigarettes to come out. They thought ‘because she’s doing it, so can I’. But the cigarettes were waving about in my children’s faces.”
Mr Hall paid £23 each for his wife Nicky, 17-year-old daughter Robyn and son Freddie, 15, to go to the concert.
He added: “We like Lily Allen because she’s a bit of a rebel.
“But it completely ruined the night.”
Immediately prior to his googling 'irony' on his iPhone.
When questioned further, Mr Hall said that references to spending ages giving head, post-coital wet patches, and fucking the girl next door were fine for his little darlings, but this was just too much.
Mr Hall, born in the smoke-filled 50s but seemingly still quite healthy, was last seen disappearing up his own gullible, self-righteous arse.
