Class..But can I still covet my neighbour's ass..?
Brilliant, accurate and very funny.
Best notice I've seen in ages.Pure brilliance
Bit harsh on the blancmange-bathing fans. What harm do they do?
Surely you've heard of the WHO report on the dangers of being splashed with stray blancmange Costigan?Second Hand Desert has been proved to be very dangerous..
No bear baiting?I am sooooo there :-)
Blancmange has probably got 5,000 carcinogens according to studies undertaken by ABH (Action on Blancmanges and Health) So it's a good thing that our health is being considered.As for SHB (second hand blancmange) Well, ABH have shown studies tha state that one splash can be fatal.
A wonder that no-one's been nicked for interfering with an official sign...Jay
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