Thursday, 6 August 2009

Women In Heat


It's as muggy as the inside of a slow cooker, my wall clock is almost doing a Dali impression and on an errand just now I wished I could get away with wearing just a pair of Speedos and a smile.

A substantial amount of women out and about, however, who can acceptably walk up the street attired in something wispy, light, airy and wafer thin ... are wearing jeans, ski pants and in one case, I kid you not, dungarees.

How are we malekind ever supposed to understand that?




7 comments:

BTS said...

You tricked me that title again you sod. There was I expecting some delightful arthouse film involving a couple of blondes..

Bastard..

TheBigYin said...

Yeah, me too BTS, but the 'In' instead of 'On' heat kinda gave it away...but I still had to look in case it was a typo. You bugger Puddlecote!

Sue said...

Not all women are like that you know. It's been a constant 40 degrees here for the last couple of months. I go out wearing as little as is decently possible....

BTS said...

I didn't spot the difference as I was too excited..

Sue, please try to spread the word with the rest of your gender..

Pat Nurse said...

How's about a raincoat and wellies - it's bloody raining here - AGAIN!

BTS said...

I guess that just depends upon what one's wearing underneath..

Anonymous said...

I claim my prize - it was Ann Widdecombe