City officials pull the plug on vibrator giveaway, leaving thousands dissatisfied
This has to be quote of the summer.
“There’s a lot more important things the city should be worried about than a free-vibrator giveaway,” complained Park Slope bar owner Melody Henry, 42. “Bloomberg doesn’t want anyone to have fun. You can’t have a giant soda. You can’t have a vibrator.”Any fule kno that only Mayor Bloomberg is allowed to shaft citizens in New York!