"We could always just change the law to allow people to legally shoot dead anyone caught with a cig between their lips outside the four walls of their home, as long as it's not a rented home or presently under mortgage, since it's not technically their home. If people find a bullet through their head whenever they light up, they'll not light up. Simples. Probably won't happen. I can dream though. God, I'd have a field day if that ever came to pass..."Many thanks to reader Marthaj for the spot. I think we have a winner!
- Ken, Kent, 6/4/2012 16:28
Of course, if you do come across anything more mentally unbalanced during your regular surfing - and, let's face it, you're going to have to go some - do remember to pop it in the comments here, won't you?
How proud our MPs must be of fine, tolerant, upstanding members of society, like Ken, that they have created.