Move Over, Odor Eaters

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Cracking one off has never been so hassle-free!

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#Silly Week The Second

Last year was good fun, so Man in a Shed is taking entries once again this summer.

2nd annual Blogger's Silly week is go for 26 July to 1 August

Its that time of year again. The MSM is on holiday (or wish they were) and any daft story gets coverage.

So its time for Blogger's Silly week.

The Aim is to Entertain (whilst not being sued in any legal jurisdictions that your country has extradition treaties with).

That means making stuff up and even reporting true stuff. (Examples from last year here).

Add #SillyWeek to any tweets and we may as well use it as a blogging keyword also! (I'll keep an eye on them and try to keep tags on the daftness here).

My offerings in 2009 didn't pull up any trees. Must try harder. Though I reckon the concept mostly suits Widdicombe and the Moaner.

Now You Can Buy A Piece Of Michael Jackson

One occasionally discovers oddities during jewel-robbery class.

“We specialize in creating diamonds from locks of hair. Our plan is to give people an opportunity to own a diamond made from Michael Jackson’s DNA,” said Dean VandenBiesen founder of LifeGem. “We are currently evaluating Jackson's hair sample to determine how many diamonds can be created. This will be a limited collection and we anticipate great interest.”

For a few bob, you can have his Rock With You at all times (sorry).

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This has been brought to you courtesy of Silly Week.