Monday, 13 June 2011

The Sky Is Falling!

This is cataclysmically terrible news!

Climate change should be excluded from curriculum, says adviser

Head of government review says school syllabus needs to 'get back to the science in science'
Oh noes! You mean they're not going to be taught to write ecological rap songs anymore? Or worse, that our kids are going to be deprived of all this ...

In the last couple of months, the boy has been to the town centre on a school trip to pick up litter to help the environment, the girl has come home after a lesson on water preservation with a bag for the toilet cistern. She has also had a lesson whereby the kids were told to write a letter to the local MP asking for measures to save the planet and she keeps turning the heating off after being told that our staying warm kills people in Africa. Similarly, when I last told the boy to turn the light off when he leaves a room, he eagerly said he had been taught about that at school. "It's to cut down on gas in the air, isn't it Daddy?", he enthusiastically volunteered, "No, it's to bloody save money", said I.
... and that there won't now be a landslide Green Party general election victory in the next ten to fifteen years?

In the name of the Lord God Gaia, what madness is this? We're going to a Saharan, err, underwater hell in a hand-sieve, so we are! There'll be alligators clutching Swedish phrase books and sun-dried penguins before you can say 'la-la-la I'm not listening, David Bellamy', I tell ya'.

Fortunately, a saviour prophet has revealed himself.

[Bob Ward, policy and communications director of the Grantham Research Institute on Climate Change and the Environment at the London School of Economics] said leaving climate change out of the national curriculum might encourage a teacher who was a climate change sceptic to abandon teaching the subject to their pupils. "This would not be in the best interests of pupils. It would be like a creationist teacher not teaching about evolution. Climate change is about science. If you remove the context of scientific concepts, you make it less interesting to children."
Thank Monbiot there is this voice of sanity, with his emotive invocation of children and a straw man so well-crafted that you could place a beany hat on it.

We demand science classes to be entirely dogma-motivated and based solely on the 'cult of the now'. I mean, why teach the basics from the bottom up and let them make their own minds up, when we can skip all the fundamental stuff from a load of square dead scientists, and just let them learn what we have already decided is the new truth?

Unbelievers! Kill the heretics! Kill! Destroy the coalition!


Damned If You Do ...

If, as old Blue Eyes used to hanker for, you ever do 'wake up in a city that never sleeps', it might be your best bet to just high-tail outta there pronto.

Because you just can't seem to win in health-obsessed New York these days. I mean, cycling must surely be a activity to be positively encouraged there, right? Err ...

Cycling while sexy could be hazardous to city motorists - just ask Jasmijn Rijcken.

The leggy Dutch tourist said she was pulled over by an NYPD cop for flashing too much skin while on two wheels.

"He said it's very disturbing, and it's distracting the cars and it's dangerous," Rijcken told the Daily News. "I thought he was joking around but he got angry and asked me for ID."
Personally, I'd say it was more of a crime to cover them up, but hey. Fortunately, she didn't receive a fine in the end, but this woman did in April.

A Nightingale-Bamford School executive was pulled over by a cop while cycling on Columbus Avenue and slapped with a ticket for -- of all things -- pedaling with a tote bag strapped to her handlebars.

Claire Lecomte du Nouy, 38, the dean of students at the exclusive prep academy on East 92nd Street, said at first she thought the cop was just yanking her chain.

Having ridden a bike for five years in New York, Lecomte du Nouy said she couldn't understand how the city -- which is supposedly trying to encourage cycling -- would hit bike riders with frivolous tickets.
It would seem that no smoking in parks is just the half of it in Bloomberg's New York. That particular law is nothing more than an extension to the absurd bullying of just about everyone who lives, or visits, the godawful place.


Saturday, 11 June 2011

Aussie Bravado On Plain Packaging Is Premature

Tobacco harm reduction advocate Carl V. Phillips opined on Wednesday that Australian tobacco controllers may be quietly happy if their plain packaging nonsense ends up being rebutted.

If the plain packaging were implemented without incident and the inevitable increase in black market sales and lack of decrease in use prevalence occurred, it would be one more step into the cul-de-sac of irrelevance for tobacco control. Oh, but if the industry can be tempted into fighting this, and better still if they win, jackpot! “Big tobacco wins again!” “Important public health measure prohibited on a technicality.” “We would have eliminated smoking in Australia with this, but Big Tobacco just has too much influence.” That is good for at least five more years of full employment for anti-tobacco extremists.
I was sceptical, it has to be said, but I'm starting to wonder if the Australian public health bulldozer is more worried about how this could all pan out tha they are letting on.

Upside down anti-smoker-in-chief Simon Chapman, in particular, has been spinning relentlessly in recent weeks and been rightly ridiculed for trying to involve himself in areas that are out of his term of reference or experience.

You see, the problem with tobacco control is that they have reached a level that they couldn't have dreamed about when they started 35 or 40 years ago. They've had the benefit of some quite astoundingly retarded politicians to help them get even this far, but they're now at the very limits of The Peter Principle.

Sure, Chapman is one of the world leaders in producing junk science and badgering his friends at the WHO to pass directives on behalf of his pharmaceutical paymasters, but when dipping his toes into the business world, he is on very shaky ground ... not surprising for someone who has never generated a productive dollar in his life. However, with the glittering attraction of plain packaging almost within his grasp, he just can't resist casting himself as a financial expert instead of stepping back and admitting he's out of his element.

Via Belinda comes his arrogantly-written piece where he suddenly transforms from faux medical type guy into an indisputable guru on intellectual property rights, legal intricacies, and multi-national business affairs.

"The extinction of rights or the reduction of rights is not relevant. The government or a third party must acquire property as a consequence of the legislation.

“The government does not wish to use the tobacco trade marks. Nor does it want third parties to do so. It does not desire to or intend to acquire any property. The proposition that prohibitions on the use of property do not constitute an acquisition of property was confirmed by the High Court as recently as 2009. In that case, the High Court held that the government was entitled to extinguish property rights in licences of farmers to take bore water.”
As a wise commenter - amongst Chapman's idolatrous performing seals - kindly chips in before I googled it, the basis of that case was to determine who actually owned the water being bored. The government successfully argued that it wasn't the farmers' to begin with. Control of all water is vested in the government, so no material loss had occurred.

With regard to tobacco company trade marks, logos, designs, and branding, the Aussie government can't possibly make the same claim. They entirely belong to the companies concerned - as they do in any other industry - and would therefore be effectively confiscated by the state if the legislation passes.

Chapman argues that this isn't a problem anyway because they would have to prove reduced sales. Now, I hate to break it to him, but the whole point of the exercise is to do exactly that, so all the tobacco legal teams would need do is raid his own side's justification for the ban. If there is no reduction, there will be no problem of compensation, but it would kinda make the whole idea look a bit self-defeating by the same token.

But that's all by-the-by.

Chapman's view of material damage shows a distinct lack of awareness of accounting principles and business worth because turnover is just one ingredient in how a business is valued. As is profit, as is every other tangible measure.

The sticky point for Australia's government is that they will be destroying an intangible asset which has a real value, the loss of which would negatively impact any large business.

Goodwill and brand recognition - whether actually on a company's balance sheet or not - have a massive bearing on the credit worthiness of a business, as well as the attractiveness to investors, the value of shares, and the overall wellbeing of the operation. If the government takes these away, it really is theft and would have no other effect than to harm the business in a tangible and financially-averse way.

Healthy sales may well lead to a decent net profit in the long run, but the difference between a business's operational (net book) value and its worth on the stock markets is how its intangible value (brand and goodwill) is calculated. For example, pharmaceutical company Procter & Gamble's brands are valued at $104bn, and goodwill at $89bn. If a government tried to take such a huge amount of value away, I reckon P&G would spend a shitload of money on protecting it - irrespective of sales - just as tobacco companies are doing.

What's more, we know that tobacco stocks are widely held by pension funds all over the world. There's been much debate just in our country about such investments, but considering tobacco companies perform consistently well in the markets, managers are not keen to ditch them. If state action forced them to - probably at a knock-down price - it would impact on the cash pot available to investors, funds would not be earning as they should, and claims could ensue. Of course, if they didn't dispose of such shares, and earnings were impacted, claims could still ensue. That's quite a bit of potential legal pain for Australia plc, right there.

And we haven't even spoken yet of shareholders who would be quite miffed if the Australian government's actions led to their losing money from their investments and dividends. And as we all know, 'where there's blame, there's a claim'.

Reduced sales? It really isn't the half of it, Simon.

But then, he does point to a clause in the Bill which is not only wise, but may also be quite significant.

Few of those megaphoning this legal Armageddon appear to have even read the draft Bill itself. Section 11 makes it clear that plain packaging won’t apply if it were to be determined (by a court) that its operation would result in an acquisition of property otherwise than on just terms. So in the unlikely event that the High Court says there is an acquisition of property (more on this below), the legislation would revert to a fallback position in the regulations under which “the trade mark may be used on the packaging of tobacco products, or on a tobacco product, in accordance with any requirements prescribed in the regulations”.

In other words, the bill has been drafted with a get-out-of-jail-free card under which plain packaging will not proceed if the court said it was an unjust acquisition. So massive damages or compensation will simply not arise.
So, if tobacco companies successfully argue that they have had their property - presumably defined as something that has a real measurable financial value - stolen by this legislation, all bets are off.

The very existence of such a clause would tend to suggest that the Aussie government and the public health lobby - far from dismissing such an outcome - consider it a distinct possibility. And why not considering the above?

Which would then mean that Carl V. Phillips's Brer Rabbit scenario leaps to the fore as he smugly smooths his eyebrows and grins the smarmy grin of self-satisfaction.


Link Tank 11/06

Possibly one of the most mixed of bags yet.

Discussing forced tattooing of climate change 'deniers'

Scottish Lib Dems fail their liberal credentials ... again

A guide to which wines best complement your McDonald's meal

Legalise drugs? Not just yet

Our culture’s bipolar relationship with the word fuck

What Brits say isn't necessarily what we mean

Michael Bloomberg: the man who killed New York

A recipe for home-made deep fried beer

Ohio restaurant closes citing the smoking ban days after Obama lauded its working class appeal

Marking D-Day with a paintball fight

Three penis tequila


Friday, 10 June 2011

Mad Dead Hag, We Salute You!

Are you short of something to celebrate this weekend? If so, how about this?

Carrie Nation died 100 years ago yesterday.

Nation started a local branch of the Women's Christian Temperance Union and campaigned for the enforcement of Kansas's ban on the sales of liquor. Her methods escalated from simple protests to serenading saloon patrons with hymns accompanied by a hand organ, to greeting bartenders with pointed remarks such as, "Good morning, destroyer of men's souls."

Alone or accompanied by hymn-singing women she would march into a bar, and sing and pray while smashing bar fixtures and stock with a hatchet. Between 1900 and 1910 she was arrested some 30 times for "hatchetations," as she came to call them.

Suspicious that President William McKinley was a secret drinker, Nation applauded his 1901 assassination as a tippler's just deserts.
Personally, I think the anniversary of her death requires marking in suitable fashion. A weekend of shit-faced debauchery should get her spinning nicely in her box, I reckon.


Something For A Weekend?

I've just added a new book to my recommended reading widget to your right**.

I get sent stuff from many sources (you should see some of the crap lefties wing my way - deeply disturbing - and I'll leave you to imagine my hilarity towards the health body who thought it a good idea to add me to their smoking cessation newsletter), but my free copy of Single Acts of Tyranny by Stuart Fairney is one such item I'm happy to publicise, especially as he pops in to see us in the comments here from time to time. It was described to me as a 'beach fiction' novel which employs libertarianism as a central theme, and that's it in a nutshell.

How do you make the point that free markets and small government is an ideal that the UK should aim for? Well, by setting it in the US and by re-writing history of course. A no-brainer, really.

The author - in probably fewer words than Ayn Rand's initial notes prior to writing Atlas Shrugged - describes a world in which the US is not one, but two countries. A small government south, and an authoritarian and high public sector maintenance north. As you can imagine, when such ideologically-opposed neighbours collide trade-wise there will be fireworks, and the ones who are most at risk from free market thinking are the few in the north whose jobs depend on control and networks of approved friends or state funding corporations.

The story races along (I read it in a few hours while my knees burnt in last weekend's sunshine) and puts forward a basic libertarian manifesto in bite-sized terms, laced with skulduggery, romance, subterfuge, corruption, and even a sex scene or two (page 83 to save you searching for the best one).

It's not ever going to be a literary classic, but if - like me - you've ever had people ask you what libertarianism is all about ("Are you like the Tories, then?" is always one which right pisses me off), the best bet is to give them this book and tell them to get back to you when they've read it. Even better, give it to a lefty before they go on their hols ... at just over a fiver it's great value, but the confused look on your idealist pal's face when they get back? Priceless.

The book is self-published so ignore the unavailable tag on Amazon, where there are other reviews if you don't fancy mine much, by the way. If you order it, the author will be asked for more and you'll have a copy in days.

Just as I did with The Spirit Level Delusion, I've lent the book to Mr P Snr ... that's the last I'll see of that too, then.

** If you're viewing this from a mobile you probably won't see the widget in question as I've installed a Blogger solution for faster loading. Feedback on how good or bad that is would be appreciated.


Thursday, 9 June 2011

State As Father ... etc

£65,738 per annum for an MP? Cheap at half the price. I mean, where else would you get service like this, eh?

Chris Ruane (Vale of Clwyd, Labour)

To ask the Secretary of State for Health if he will publish a recommended average daily distance a healthy person should walk.
Because if there's one thing that we can't decide for ourselves - and on which we desperately require guidance from government - it's how much we should be walking per day.

You see, we homogenous automatons really need this stuff, and no mistake. Being quite astonishingly incapable of even the most basic of tasks, we would no doubt drop dead in a matter of months without a governmental policy on walking.

Perhaps there should be a network of local authority 'Ambulatory Advisers' to offer walking workshops or pedestrian drop-in centres. We could even have a walking czar to make sure we all get our 500 yards a day. Or something.

Or maybe there are more pressing problems.

Gordon Birtwistle (Burnley, Liberal Democrat)

To ask the Secretary of State for Health if he will bring forward proposals to prevent youths harassing adults outside shops in order to encourage them to buy cigarettes for those youths.
Yes indeed. A new law is definitely required. Spot fines for anyone under the age of 18 loitering outside a sweet shop.

Think of the job creation opportunities here. Instead of just having the balls to say "fuck off" ourselves, we could employ people to exhibit guts on our behalf.

How joyous would our country be if we didn't have to sort out our own lives, eh? Delegate it all to the state and just watch humanity's potential soar.

£65k is top value for money if it means such vitally important questions are being asked, doncha think?

Good grief.