Sunday, 22 November 2009

Amazon Dot Fun


Rave reviews at Amazon.com


"Wow is this thing great! I use it as a "mini-bar" when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next."

"The best usage of this product is that i'm allowed to make perfectly symmetrical lines of cocaine while driving. product.of.the.century"

"This product is so awesome for freeway driving and makes reloading your handgun while changing lanes a breeze. The only thing missing is a cupholder for my tequila."

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to read Braille books while driving? Every time I'd hit something my book would slide off my lap onto the floor and I'd lose my place. Problem solved."

"You wouldn't believe how much more interesting my commute is now that I have something to do other than just stare out the window! I'm using it right now to post this review and I never "

Piss-taking bastards ... all 252 of them! Check out the customer images too.

Snigger.




6 comments:

captainff said...

You've seen the Bic Crystal Ballpoint reviews too DP?

Skip back to about page 7 of the comments, remove coffee from vicinity of keyboard, giggle.

Dick Puddlecote said...

Thanks for sharing, Captain. Great stuff, as you say.

There's a little industry in these reviews it would seem. I remember one a few months ago on a T-shirt featuring wolves.

Flash mob Amazon reviewers. :-)

banned said...

Gave it a five star rating but hurry, there are only two left in stock !

btw, check out the customer images

Laptop Steering Wheel Desk Customer Images

Neal Asher said...

Thanks for that, Dick -- gives me hope for the human race.

Anonymous said...

LOL

BTW the High Priest of Anti-smoking, Stanton Glantz, has written books which are sold on Amazon.com.

His books don't seem to attract many reviews.......

Jay

Anonymous said...

Forgot link:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=sr_nr_n_9?rh=i%3Astripbooks%2Cn%3A%211000%2Ck%3AStanton+Glantz%2Cn%3A21&bbn=1000&keywords=Stanton+Glantz&ie=UTF8&qid=1259049696&rnid=1000

Jay