There is something quite unusual going on in Essex.
BMW shame of naked Essex girl
The drunken girl stripped off in the middle of town whilst it was packed with late-night drinkers but she has escaped police action - because no-one complained about her behaviour.
She had already been thrown out of one bar before getting onto a new BMW and flashing her breasts, lifting her skirt and allegedly inviting passers-by to perform a sex act on her.
No, not that. I said unusual.
The scenes in the middle of town were missed by CCTV, police and Army patrols ...
Army patrols? I believe the refrain is "Dude, WTF?".
Were they there to stamp out this sort of behaviour, or to take advantage?
