Fancy a night out in Mansfield? Nah, me neither.
Drinkers in Mansfield are facing random drug tests before being allowed into the town's pubs and clubs.
Nottinghamshire police will take swabs to test for a range of drugs, including cocaine and cannabis, as part of the initiative.
Personally, I'd reply with a firm, but polite, not on your fucking nelly.
People who refuse the tests will be searched.
Quite. Un. Fucking. Believable.
Licensing officer Dougie Gardner said the aim of the scheme was to curb late-night disorder and violence in the town.
Nothing like blowing the cobwebs away of a weekend and forgetting the pressures of this dictatorial country, is there? And that is nothing like ... well, you get the gist.
H/T Man Widdicombe (if he's not on your RSS already, why not?)
