Friday, 20 November 2009

Smokefree People


At the Telegraph, Ed West has been discussing highly-paid public sector non-jobs. He's particularly bothered by this one ... over £50k for a local authority anti-smoking pecksniff-in-chief.

Head of Policy, Innovation & Development, Smoke Free
at NHS Bristol £53,256 to £65,657 per annum + Benefits

What I don’t understand is this – smoking is banned everywhere in Britain, from the restaurants of Land’s End to the pubs of John O’Groats. What possible justification can there be for “Smoke free”?

It's a valid question, but is based on the presumption that the ridiculous smoking ban was truly imposed because of the need for bar workers' health to be protected. As we all know, truth-telling tobacco control advocates are as rare as rarer than unicorn shit, and the only talk since July 2007 has been about how wonderful the ban is because it is forcing smokers to quit.

The operative word there is 'forcing', because what Ed's soon-to-be highly-paid anti-smoking tosspot is being paid to deliver, is not smokefree buildings, but smokefree people.

And he will, on appointment, instantly become as alien to a truthful statement as current ASH muppets like Deborah Arnott. Here, for example, is a perfect illustration that if Debs informs you that she likes your Peugeot 106, you're probably driving a Range Rover.

Second-hand smoke may harm health outdoors

The new study, by researchers at Georgia University in the US, assessed the levels of a nicotine by-product, cotinine, in non-smokers exposed to second-hand smoke outdoors.

They found levels were 162 per cent greater than in those who were not exposed.

Amanda Sandford, from the anti-smoking charity Action on Smoking and Health (Ash), said:

"Although more research needs to be done to verify the findings of this initial study, it shows that further restrictions on smoking outdoors, such as smoke-free cordons around doorways, may be necessary to protect employees who are required to work in places where people are smoking."

Of course, Debs knows full well that the study shows that there is no danger whatsoever, she just chooses her words in such a way as to make lazy journalists, and gullible sheep-minded readers, believe that there is.

The true conclusions of this study were reported by Time Magazine yesterday.

Levels rose by 162% among students hanging out at the bar, 102% among those at a restaurant, and 16% in the control setting. Yet, in spite of the shocking statistics, overall levels of exposure for all three areas remained relatively low, and would be classified as "background" level, according to measures established by the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey.

In other words, you're more likely to die from the shock of seeing an image of Deborah Arnott's quite hideous face on a web page than you are from passive smoking outside.

They will keep pushing this line though, based on another of the quite breath-taking anti-tobacco lies. That being the oft-repeated whopper that "there is no safe level of exposure to second hand smoke" which has taken in gormless politicians from California to the Commons. Again, if you believe that, I'd stay away from the screenings of the movie 2012 if I were you, or else you'll soon be jumping off of Beachy Head, in a blind panic, for no good reason.

The whole gargantuan edifice of anti-smoking rhetoric and finger-wagging is sent down from corrupt fuckknuckles in Westminster and Brussels, financed by a quite staggering waste of an eye-watering sum of our tax money, and embellished by the lies of a stadium-load of rancid, mendacious, tobacco-hating, state-paid weasels ... like the one Ed West has found.

Over £50k to be a hectoring cunt, eh? Ain't Labour's bloated public sector grand.




9 comments:

Mark Wadsworth said...

Yup. I think you've mixed up the comparative/superlative thingy though, they're not "as rare as" they are "rarer than".

Witterings From Witney said...

DP,
Like you, no doubt, I have a spell checker but do you know where we can download an MW grammer checker cos I could do with one too?

Witterings From Witney said...

'Grammer was deliberate before anyone gets 'funny'!

JuliaM said...

"Again, if you believe that, I'd stay away from the screenings of the movie 2012 if I were you, or else you'll soon be jumping off of Beachy Head, in a blind panic, for no good reason."

They've got a head start on that across the pond...

Dick Puddlecote said...

Agreed MW, and altered. :-)

Dick Puddlecote said...

I also meant to mention, but was in a rush (little Puddlecote disco, the boy), that the other major impetus on this headlong rush by the bansturbators is the belief that no-one actually enjoys smoking. It's an illusion apparently.

Might do a follow-up tomorrow ... after I go bang bang again :-)

Neal Asher said...

Damn, every time I read this blog I need to make myself a rollie. I love the leisurely act of rolling a cigarette, that wonderful feeling as the smoke hits my lungs, the combined calm and rush... There's nothing to beat it!

Mr A said...

Now that the shit is hitting the fan with the AGW nonsense, hopefully we'll see a similar data hero leak all the lies and bullshit that Stanton Glantz, ASH, CRUK et al have on their databases.

I work at a UK University and am constantly embarrassed by its employment of "Climate Change Officers" and ubiquitous signage saying "SMOKING WILL KILL YOU". In an academic institution you expect more rigour to be applied to such things, a recognition of the need for evidence and impartial peer-reviewed studies upon which to base such conclusions. It makes me cringe in much the same way as signs saying "GOD IS ANGRY AND WILL SMITE YOU DOWN!" or "PLEASE DRIVE CAREFULLY AS THE EARTH IS FLAT AND YOU MAY ROLL OFF IT" would.

Of course, the truly terrifying thing about all this is that it makes it utterly apparent how inconsequential the science actually is. We could have a glacier rolling down The Strand and it wouldn't matter; it simply wouldn't get reported by the MSM. Frightening, really...

banned said...

A clue lies in "...action plan to tackle illicit tobacco. ". Since when was tobacco illicit, except when smuggled, smoked underage or in enclosed working places ?

The Bansturbaters were caught on the hop when we, mostly, curled up and resolutly refused to smoke in newly designated 'smoke free' zones which denied them the opportunity to recruit hoardes of Smoke Stasi since the ban was self-evidently policing itself.

Perhaps the role seeks to undermine HMRC by intercepting white van man and his smuggled contraband tobacco.
I look forward to seeing this well paid individual doing about the only usefull thing he/she could in patrolling urban wastelands and confiscating " illicit tobacco " from gangs of feral hoodies; that'll be the day.