Saturday, 3 October 2009

Today I Shall Mostly Be Imagining ...


I've tried to be reasonable, but the time is now right to cash this in. I'm booked for lunchtime.

A release of pent up anger or a potential solution? Who knows?

Wild, huh?




7 comments:

TheBigYin said...

Yup, you need to let off steam lad, go for it cos you've been very busy blogging lately, what with that DeVile (the "l" left out on purpose) woman and all.

Curmudgeon said...

I'm sure you'll give Don Shenker one (a shot, that is) from me.

George Monbiot... Polly Toynbee... Ken Livingstone... Richard Brunstrom... - you'll need a lot of ammo.

Dick Puddlecote said...

Gotta get me one of THOSE! What a blast ... literally.

I missed the clay I'd named Patricia Hewitt (imagined legs on it and everything), so had another pop on its way back to earth. The training geezer didn't appreciate that very much.

Angry Exile said...

Ah.... another convert to the joys of clay pigeon genocide. One more of us and one less of them. If you're serious I'd suggest you get in touch with the CPSA and go on one of their shotgun safety and shooting etiquette days. No surprises that they run a good one at Bisley if you're in the south of England, using the facilities built for the shotgun events for the 2002 Commonwealth Games no less (and maybe 2012 if the dickheads ditch the stupid plan of using a temporary facility lashed up at the Royal Artillery Barracks). Strictly speaking you don't need it but it looks good when you ask the cops for a shotgun licence. And the gun itself... I'm tempted to sing the praises of Beretta, but the best gun to get is one that fits you well. A second hand 600 quid [insert brand here] that's just the right dimensions to sit nicely in your shoulder and let you reach the trigger and fore end grip naturally will shoot better than something ten times as much that's built to fit a left handed Yeti. And get a decent sized cabinet in case you end up shooting two or three disciplines and getting a gun for each. Oh, and don't feel bad about missing Patricia. She almost certainly smashed to bits when she hit the ground anyway. :-D

BTS said...

Please tell me you got Harman..?

w/v: dedrat

Dick Puddlecote said...

Thanks for the advice AE, very useful.

I only missed four out of 30, BTS. Not as good as it sounds seeing as they were using the largest clays. I clipped off a quarter of Harman.

BTS said...

So she's still a fat bitch then? Figures..

But thanks for the others. I take vicarious pleasure in your bloodlust..