Friday, 30 October 2009

An Amnesty


Right, you MPs.

There has been a lot of misbehaving going on, so I am proposing an amnesty. No names, no pack drill.

After finishing this Sainsbury egg and sausage sandwich with no sausage in it, I shall be leaving the vicinity for the weekend. When I come back, I expect to see all the recently stolen freedoms returned to where they belong.

Is that clear?

Good.




6 comments:

TheBigYin said...

When I come back, I expect to see all the recently stolen freedoms returned to where they belong.

Eh? Have you been having a Magic mushroom with that meatless sarnie DP. Still, nice thought tho.

Angry Exile said...

Don't turn your back for Christ's sake. The fuckers will just take the opportunity to nick something else.

Corrugated Soundbite said...

I thought you meant we could all just hand our MPs in to a local meat grinding vicinity.

That'd be nice :-)

Anonymous said...

No chance. Like shopaholics who guiltily stuff the goods at the back of the wardrobe without taking them out of the bag so forgetting what they've bought, MPS probably couldn't even tell us which freedoms they've stolen.

Jay

Henry Crun said...

Dick, was your local MP nearby? Most likely it was he/she who nicked the sausage from your butty.

BTS said...

Someone's been playing hide the sausage with Dick..?