You don't see this sort of thing in the Dolmio adverts, do you?
PALERMO, Sicily - A Sicilian builder transferred from prison to house arrest tried to get himself locked up again to escape arguments with his wife at home, Italian media reported Thursday.
Gambino went to the police station and asked to be put away again to avoid arguing with his wife ...
Police charged him with violating the conditions of his sentence and made him go home and patch things up with his wife.
Poor man. Still, they do say there's always someone worse off than yourself. He should think it a colpo di fortuna he's not Jack Dromey.