Wednesday, 4 August 2010

Hitting 'Em Where It Hurts

In light of the fact that government are treating us with contempt, last month saw the ball set rolling on some modest retaliation. Just for the hell of it.

I like your idea about taxes too, but again, since yesterday, I don't feel like paying too much of that. So a tax specialist is popping by my company next week to work out ways I can prevent you from getting it. I'll probably pay him as much as I'll save, but the tax consultant will respect me for giving it to him, whereas ... well, you can fill in the rest, can't you?
Turns out it isn't so modest after all. He's just reported back to advise that he'll be saving us over £20,000 ... every year.

And Boy, does it feel good!


Dick Puddlecote said...

And then it hit me. I should have titled this post "See what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Cleggy?". ;)

Oldrightie said...

Who says he was a stranger, Dick?

Longrider said...

Richard Murphy will be having apoplexy...

An added bonus :D

Anonymous said...

Wait untill we persuade thousands
maybe millions more to flirt
abroad to replenish their tobacco
requirements.Get the message over
to Cameron and Clegg,they can only
treat Britons like filth for so long. Treat us with contempt and
we will treat youe exchequer likewise.
In simple terms
Do NOT buy fags in a UK shop.
Do NOT drink UK beer in a UK pub.

Dun crawling