Sunday, 8 August 2010

Welcome Home

Having just completed the 235 mile drive back from Antwerp, the very first article I've read since Friday (via Snowolf) is this carbon-copied, sanctimonious, hypocritical, hectoring pile of rancid arse-ejected cockwaffle from Professor Steve Field.

Parents who smoke in cars in front of small children are "committing a form of child abuse", a leading GP has said.

Professor Steve Field, chairman of the Royal College of General Practitioners, has condemned society's attitudes to food, alcohol and cigarettes.
I have little energy - after lugging my weekend's haul of UK tax-depriving tobacco, B&H, and viniculture** into the house - to tear the guy's head off and shout down the hole. Fortunately, commenters to the article are giving him a justified roasting anyway.

So I'll merely offer him a deal. I will stop enjoying tobacco, alcohol and rich foods once the medical profession, of which Steve Field is a member, stop killing people. A hell of a lot of people, in fact. Can't say fairer than that, Steve you porky pillock, now can I?

For a more thoughtful deconstruction, pop over to Longrider's place.

** And yes, more bloody cheese