Thursday, 22 July 2010

Obvious-Stating Of The Week

A transvestite had sex with a dog in the moat of an English Heritage castle.

The cross-dressing man was caught with the animal in the dry moat of King Henry VIII's Pendennis Castle overlooking Falmouth Bay in Cornwall.

The 33-year-old mounted the pet after it chased him out of sight of its woman owner.

A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".
You don't say!


Pat Nurse said...

Erm... not quite sure how rare it is as I have a defendant on my court list this week accused of downloading man shagging dog from internet.

Dick Puddlecote said...

Doesn't count if it's not in a moat of a historic castle. ;)

Bucko said...

There must be a manual that says, "Say its a rare incident". I think the police use it.

Pat Nurse said...

OK Puddlecote - I guess it's about as rare as Death from SHS.

Dick Puddlecote said...

Not true ... transvestite dog sex in a moat has actually happened. ;)

Dick the Prick said...

It's the 'overlooking Falmouth Bay' that makes it art. Like he was bumming it and taking in the scenery at the same time - a most pleasant shag!

Dick the Prick said...

Hang on - Pat Nurse - is downloading man shagging dog illegal? Well, you could knock me down with a feather - surely the plea of 'proper fucking funny in a sick way' could be used as defence?

Pat Nurse said...

Dick the Prick - don't you know it will soon be illegal to laugh. How very dare you !

Good job NuLab's gone, they'd have the fun police round at yours in a jiffy.

... but yes, downloading man shagging dog does appear to be illegal under the porn downloading laws. Don't know the details as I only saw the charges on the list.

Pat Nurse said...

I'm guessing maybe it ties in with animal cruelty

Anonymous said...

Pup stuffing in Scenic Tudor Moats.
sounds like a Wetherspoons and
CAMRA joint promotion.

I suppose its better than my local
Wetherspoons weekly Festival of
Misery.I'me banned from sprinkling
Lourdes water on the semi dead and
performing last rites on the
fully daed at the bar.

Falmouth ???,the dog mounter must have been local.


SadButMadLad said...

Downloading man/dog porn comes under the extreme porn laws ( One of Labour's most badly thought out laws.

It made criminals out of many people overnight as pictures they had were now suddenly brought into it's remit. This is not extreme porn. It includes such things as S&M which is more a fetish than extreme porn.

BTS said...

So.. how he did he get into the moat?

And does the dog need counselling? 'Cause that's a fake charity in the making right there..

J Bonington Jagworth said...

"I'm guessing maybe it ties in with animal cruelty"

I'm sure it does, and you don't want to mess with the RSPCA...