A transvestite had sex with a dog in the moat of an English Heritage castle.You don't say!
The cross-dressing man was caught with the animal in the dry moat of King Henry VIII's Pendennis Castle overlooking Falmouth Bay in Cornwall.
The 33-year-old mounted the pet after it chased him out of sight of its woman owner.
A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".
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