Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Anti-Motorist Porn, US Style


On both sides of the Atlantic, righteous opinion believes that the only way to keep motorists in order is the threat of heavy punishment, it would seem.



So, let's get this straight. Schoolkids must be softly spoken to and 'persuaded' not to break rules rather than be threatened with heavy punishment for transgression. Convicted offenders must be gently rehabilitated as, we are told, harsh sentences don't work ... yet if you are a generally law-abiding type, the only option is to tell you, in no uncertain terms, that you will have your balls cut off if you step out of line.

Look out for the UK syndicated version, no doubt coming to a Corrie advert break near you soon.



4 comments:

TheBigYin said...

Bloody hell Dick, you trying to give me a heart attack? I shall stick my fingers in my ears, close my eyes whilst singing lalalalalalala during the Corrie break tomorrow evening...just in case.

Good vid though, if not a tad severe.

captainff said...

What if you are an attractive female driving home at night wearing revealing clothing? Are you going to "get nailed" too?

(I think we all know the answer to that one!!)

banned said...

Glad I don't watch telly, harsh but no more effective than TV Licensing Porn going on about their oh-so-fucking-clever computer.
ie, 'If you're that good come and catch me Hofficcer'.

BTS said...

That's one mother-f***er of a nail-gun they've got there. I want one..