One of the little Puddlecotes' school* held a Krispy Kreme fund-raiser today. How it works is that Krispy Kreme sell them to the school for half price, and they are then sold on to the kids at a premium to raise money for the school.
Each donut contains about 200 calories and 12g fat apparently. This is why, if you put one in your kid's lunchbox, the school would whip it out quicker than a flasher on a sunny day.
I am outraged! They had no bloody chocolate ones left by the time my little 'un got to the front of the stampede.
* Possessive punctuation nightmare (still not sure it's correct)