Tuesday, 7 July 2009

Liverpool Enjoy A Tea Break


ANDY BURNHAM last night ruled out tough new measures to stop Merseysiders smoking and drinking to excess.

The new health secretary described measures such as stricter restrictions on cigarette sales and on cut-price alcohol as “finger-wagging” which could easily backfire.

Halle-pigging-lujah! Is this an epiphany? Have the knuckle-headed nannies of the Labour front bench finally noticed that their hectoring is a bona fide vote-loser?

Nothing of the sort, unfortunately. It's merely a covert way of saying that times are going to be hard for the NHS and savings have to be made somewhere. It looks like Alan Maryon-Davies's fears have been realised quicker than he anticipated.

My worry is that, if history is anything to go by, the first things for the chop will be preventive programmes such as stop smoking services, healthy eating initiatives, physical activity promotion, alcohol education projects, mental health work and safe sex drives.

These are all 'soft targets' for the axe-swingers.

Burnham is simply sharpening the blade and chalking his fingers for a better grip.

It won't be for long, though. Cuts have to be made in the NHS, contrary to Gordon Brown's delusional wibblings, and what better than services which no-one will miss, for the simple reason that very few actually volunteer for them, as opposed to being coerced by GPs keen on the accompanying incentive payments.

There is also the potential electoral advantage to Labour that some may take this as a change of heart, when it is nothing of the sort. The ultimate goal is still to keep NHS budgets high whilst simultaneously stopping us, by force if necessary, from using the services for which we have paid.

In fact, Lord Darzi, in his report on the future of the NHS, called not for a reduction of what Burnham rightly terms 'finger-wagging', but for a dramatic increase.

One of the mantras of the Next Stage Review was our desire to be seen as much as a wellness service as a sickness service. In other words, not as somewhere to go when you are ill but as a service to help people get, and stay, healthy. ‘Prevention is better than cure’ is an old saying but still holds true; we must dramatically increase our efforts in this area. For the NHS, long-term conditions will be perhaps the greatest medical challenge of the decade to come. They already account for over 60 per cent of the overall disease burden and most are driven by entirely preventable lifestyle factors such as smoking, excessive drinking and obesity.

To reference an old joke about experiences in hell, think of this as a short relaxing tea break, in a swimming pool full of shit, before Labour order us to resume doing handstands.




7 comments:

Mark Wadsworth said...

We could save ourselves a lot of faff if we asked AMD for his complete list of 'soft targets' and then sacked the whole bloody lot of them.

Witterings From Witney said...

Mark - never mind soft targets - lets just de-quangoize' the bloody country!!
And we start with the EU!!!

Dick Puddlecote said...

With you 100% on that Mark. If they are easily dispensable in straitened times, why not at all times?

banned said...

"stop smoking services, healthy eating initiatives, physical activity promotion, alcohol education projects, mental health work and safe sex drives" were precisely the services cut at a local 24 Hour Minor Injuries Unit ( Cottage Hospital ) when the PCT fucked up their finances, it became an 8 Hour Minor Injuries Unit at the same time, 3 years ago.

Helen said...

Now that's gotten to me. I thought, for one pinch of my skin, that they actually realised how wrong they had been and how much money they had wasted.
Daft I know - I must be getting a bit naive in my old age!

Thanks for explaining Dick. I've never trusted a word they say, and I should stick to that principle.

TheBigYin said...

I'm with Helen on this one Dick. When oh when will I stop believing the lies coming from the meely mouths of these twats? Oh well, Old Holborn will be at parliament tonight, lets hope he takes a barrel or three with him!

Marie said...

We do well to be suspicious of their every move but isn't it good to know that all these non-productive overpaid 'soft targets' must be squirming right now. (I nearly said 'arseholes' and 'shitting' themselves. I'm spending too much time on here!)