Once past the Customer Service Guarantors I purchased my alloted 2.8 units of alcohol ( to be consumed in NOT less than two hours) and rang the bell to enter the 'Alcohol Abuse Closet' which is where you go in case any Teetotal Non-smoking Vegans ( " Preferred Patrons " ) are offended by our behaviour.
Read the rest on the Banned Blog, it's spanking good stuff.
2 comments:
As you say Sir DP(must confess to having put you forward for the next Honours List - per the DCLG edict) a brilliant post!
Where is the one for when you set foot in your own home?!
Much honoured and humbled Mr Puddlecote, thank you for having me.
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