Thursday 22 January 2009

Stir Crazy

Womble on Tour recently commented on the case of the sick bastards who raped and disfigured a 16 year old girl. Their sentences were pitifully short for such a disgusting crime.

Now it seems, in Scotland at least, once in prison the poor mites' delicate feelings must be protected. The warders must choose their words carefully, at pain of disciplinary action, so as not to cause possible offence to the prisoners.

Capability Scotland's Elspeth Molony explained: “The word ‘daftie’ is used as a derogatory term. It implies there is something bad about them."

Of course there's something bad about them. That's why they're in prison you bovine daftie.

The Scottish Prison Service’s equality and diversity manager, Rob Hastings, defended that the guide "is not PC gone mad", concluding: "You have to keep chipping away at these attitudes."

How about I chip away at your teeth with a clawhammer instead, eh Rob?

1 comment:

DaveA said...

This is quite brilliant.